Even I don't wish that on you, Clemson

Clemson fans, you've never been anything but nice to me. Sure, I disdain you on principle. But what I saw Wednesday night, on national television, was enough beat-down for the lifetime of any man, team or university athletic program.

You let me know where to send those flowers.











Images: The Orange Bowl Committee.

Because basically we said, "Suck it, tech."

I love this, from an AJC piece on the story behind the Boise State game, because I can't see much reason for the decision other than we just didn't want to do it, since it would have been good for Georgia tech:

Stokan next pursued the possibility of moving this year's Georgia-Georgia Tech game from late November in Bobby Dodd Stadium to early September in the Georgia Dome.

Tech expressed interest, but only if UGA would agree to play at Tech, rather than in Athens, in 2012.

The result would have been that starting in ‘12, Tech's home games in the rivalry would fall in even-numbered years, rather than the current odd-numbered years. That change would have created a more even flow of revenue for Tech by breaking up the current format that has home games against Georgia, Clemson and Virginia Tech in the same seasons.

Georgia declined, saying it did not want to alter the rivalry's home-game rotation.

Charlie Day: Uncontrollable laughter

This is from the second season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The payoff comes at the end, and it's worth it.


Thursday nights at 10 p.m. on FX.

Note: These hulu videos cycle off.

Michigan cop "overdoses" on marijuana

This is the funniest thing that has ever happened in law enforcement.

Funniest show on television back Thursday

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Thursday nights on FX at 10 p.m.

Samberg and Timberlake do it again

"This is the second best idea that we've ever had."

I'm on a boat $%^&*r F$%^&*!

Is it possible that every dumb thing Andy Samberg does is funny?

Signing Day, Bobby Knight and Steve Martin with a gun

I would like to publicly thank Lane Kiffin for taking any of the ire that Urban Meyer or Nick Saban might have stored for the University of Georgia and focusing it directly on the University of Tennessee instead.

Hiring a coach that got fired by the Oakland Raiders. How could that not work out?
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I saw yesterday that, of the 20 kids Purdue signed, 14 of them are from Florida.
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What Lane Kiffin said about Urban Meyer was a big deal. It was a big deal and Urban Meyer won't forget it. And it will be dealt with. It will be dealt with by Urban Meyer.
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There was moment yesterday when some tool bag anchor was kissing Gene Chizik's ass over Auburn's recruiting class when I wondered: "Should I actually worry about this guy?"

Surely not, right? Right?
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Speaking of Bobby Knight, I see that this moron is putting on the full court press to bring the once-great coach to Athens.

Look, I think it would be cool to have Coach Knight running the show for a little while, too. But, seriously, do you really think that's the best move here?

Please read this if you object:

Over their last three seasons both Felton and Knight each coached 86 games, and each left their jobs before the end of the season. Their records were:

45-41 for Felton
48-38 for The General

Knight won exactly three more games than DF, and they went to the same number of NCAA tournament games. Some upgrade that would be.

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This is hilarious. But you have to watch a 30 second commercial first. When did we get to a place where that was nearly unacceptable?

Wildcard!

This could be the 20 funniest, dumbest minutes on the Internet. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.


Now is not the right time to pull the wildcard, OK?.

"It's like there's no room to drink."

Unbelievably, you can watch every episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia online at hulu.com. I read about it on Keith's blog, which is a good one to check for movie reviews.

If you've never seen It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it's kind of like Seinfeld, but with binge drinking and occasional drug abuse. Or to put it another way: Danny Devito on acid.

It's not for everyone.