Blow to the head

Succinct Saturday night analysis from my friend Jean: "Bottom line, there was no line."

Agreed. They beat us on the line and they made the plays. The rest hardly matters. But that doesn't mean I won't write it.
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One of my buddies: Will Florida win the National Title this year?
ME: Just one?
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As we shivered in a corner and hoped Tim Tebow wouldn't come back for one more go at us Saturday night, my buddy Joe noted that I, and a lot of other people, expected to lose this game.

"Who didn't think that we were going to get a beating today, who was an adult?" he asked.

True. But at the end of the first half, with little going our way and having shot ourselves in the foot repeatedly, we were in it. We saw that we could play with these guys, that we had the athletes. And it was like we decided to start playing terrible.

And maybe it was more about the cumulative effect of things; the constant pressure eventually causing turnovers, their speed just taking over, etc. But what it really felt like in that second half was that we just decided to suck.
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The illegal blow to the head call that nullified an interception. Kenneth Harris' drop. The "WHAT!?" onside kick. The interceptions. Knowshon's fumble. The ridiculous returns we allowed on turnovers. The missed field goals. Anything that happened in the red zone. The pass that went behind Chandler's back in the endzone. Percy Freaking Harvin.

Stafford keeper left in the Red Zone. Brilliant.
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ME: Did Tebow score touchdowns in any games yesterday besides ours?
JOE: He blocked a kick in the Tennessee game.
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Say what you will about last year's celebration. It was a desperate act by a desperate team. But when you look at the recent history of Gator football, with Steve Spurrier and now Urban Meyer at the helm, I think you can fairly say that tacking on points to belittle your opponent and calling time outs with less than a minute left in a blowout is "The Florida Way."

I can't imagine any one wanting to be involved in it. And, yet, there they are, kicking our ass.
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What do you figure Coach Richt and Coach Meyer said to each other when they shook hands at the end of the game?
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MEYER: So did Urban Meyer make his point? Did he make his point? Did he make his point? Because Urban Meyer wants to make sure you understand that he made his point.
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I was going to write a Pulpwood Smith rant to follow his Florida game prediction. It started with this: This is Andre Pulpwood Smith coming back at ya from Jacksonville Memorial Hospital, where I am currently seeking treatment for ass-pounding related injuries...

It also referenced Urban Meyer's "Weaselly little triangle face," but I let it go.
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This was all very, very disappointing, but you have to keep it in perspective. Auburn lost to Ole Miss yesterday. Tennessee is 3-6. Three and six. Joe said he was asking for a Tennessee / South Carolina score all day Saturday, and "Nobody cared."

Texas lost a heart breaker to Texas Tech. The way they played on those last two plays was about how we played the whole second half.

We weren't as good as our hype this year. And then we got hit by the injury bug, and on the lines of all places.

The season is, in some ways, over. We will not have a chance to win the SEC this year. As unrealistic as offseason National Title talk now seems, not being in the race for a conference championship is bitterly hard to swallow.

Knowshon Moreno and Matthew Stafford are both eligible for the NFL Draft next year. The question of whether they'll leave school early will be a large part of the narrative for the rest of the season.

If they leave, they won't have much of a legacy here at the University of Georgia, I don't think. Theirs would be a story of talent, not trophies.

But that is for another day.

Beat Kentucky, Auburn and Georgia tech or quit the game.

Pulpwood: We gonna hit Tebow so hard we gonna knock the gel out of his hair

It's two clicks and there's TONS of rough language, but this is the best Pulpwood Smith preview yet.

Admit it, you've always wanted to call Mike Adams that, haven't you?

And did you know Pulpwood led the team in rushing in 1984? I looked it up in the media guide.

UPDATE: I had the wrong link. It's fixed now. Enjoy.

Don't worry, I'm having as many whiskey drinks as Tebow's jersey number

From today's St. Augustine Record:

GAINESVILLE -- There's a rumor going around that Florida defenders had to do 188 push-ups a day during offseason conditioning workouts, one for every yard Georgia running back Knowshon Moreno gained against the Gators last season.

"No comment," linebacker Brandon Spikes said when asked about the routine.

Joe: If that's true, Urban Meyer replaces me as the smartest man alive.

Basic information

Saturday's weather report: Scattered showers.

Stadium seating chart, via the Jacksonville Bulldog Club.

Florida: Trying to read from an upside-down script

There was some guy yelling at us near the beach on Sunday. And I really don't know what he said. Because a sentence into it, all I could think was, "I really don't care what this guy is saying."

Florida: We still don't care what you think. We're still glad it pissed you off. We're glad we're in your head. Go suck it.


Still Grant Blankenship. From The Telegraph.

Florida, when you get here, I got whole case of hate

My buddy Todd lives down here in Florida. And he says all the Gator fans can talk about is Georgia. How they've always hated us, but this year they HATE us.

Please, Florida fan. Unless you're calling on a time phone from 1983, don't tell me about a case of the wants its.

The Senator's got a good breakdown of the SEC with less than half the season to go:

Florida (4-1 SEC; 6-1 overall). First in the conference in scoring offense. First in the conference in scoring defense. Dynamic special teams. But for some unfortunate turnovers against Ole Miss, the Gators would probably be the #1 team in the nation right now. The only caveat about the Gators is that they really haven’t been tested defensively so far. They’ve faced the #s 34, 48, 77, 82, 88, 100 and 105 nationally ranked schools in rushing offense. And they’ve only played one team to date which returned a starting quarterback from the season before - Arkansas’ Casey Dick. That’s not to say they’re not a good defensive team, but it’s something we’ll know a lot more about after this week.

Georgia (4-1 SEC; 7-1 overall). Given the injuries, Mark Richt is doing as good a coaching job this year as he did in 2003. Similarly to that year, he’s riding three players to carry the team, although this time they’re on offense. If the Dawgs can survive Jacksonville, the rest of the schedule is doable - having that extra week to prepare for Georgia Tech’s offense is a big help.

On point as always. And that Casey Dick thing is interesting.

Even more on the celebration

I second the Senator from Awesome Town.

The celebration

To anyone in the media who doesn't like our celebration Saturday: We don't care what you think.

And to the Florida people: We're glad it pissed you off.













Grant Blankenship, The Macon Telegraph.

As for where Saturday's win leaves us in the SEC race, I'm with Coach Richt. As always.

"Here's the deal, we're going to let everybody else talk about where we might end up being. We're going to talk about Troy. We're going to talk about trying to play just one more time. We're not going to talk about anything else."

Speaking of Coach Richt, this just in, he is the man.

Awetasticredible

I tell you what - I've been involved in some fairly awesome and ridiculous things in my life. But this weekend, if it's even fair to call what just happened a weekend, may have topped them all.

I love my friends and I love the Dawgs.














"I'd of been happy if we lost." - My buddy Joe.