And the Southern Cross

I'm leaving for L.A. tomorrow morning, then for Australia on Thursday. So I probably won't be posting for a couple of weeks, although you never know. Does Al Gore allow them to have the Internet over there?

Anyway, like many jackass Americans I plan on re-enacting most of this episode of the Simpsons while I'm in Australia:

In fact, if I don't get punched in the mouth by a Marine while I'm over there, I'll consider the entire trip wasted.

And, yes, I already checked. Toilets in America flush counter-clockwise.

Take care.