I love pieces about "super fans" who clearly aren't anywhere near the stadium on game day. When they're delusional fools from Auburn, so much the better.
Perhaps the best line in a sea full of gems: "It's an imaginary orb."
Yes, it is.
God bless the boys at Georgia Sports Blog, for bringing news of this mouth-breather into my life. And everyone feel free to forget that this guy was one of our own.