Here we go. Section 318, rows 16 and 17, seat 1.
Apparently I'm not important enough to merit seats that are actually next to each other. But they are adjacent, in a vertical sort-of-way, which is more than enough for me.
Athens, Georgia, Sept. 2, 2007, circa 2 a.m.
UPDATE: Classes have begun at UGA. I just got this text message from a buddy of mine - "Walmart in Athens is reminiscent of the Playboy mansion right about now."