The "go crazy" line, in fact, is about this blog. The Mike Wallace thing is from my favorite car insurance commercial. "A Christmas Carole" may be the best piece of fiction ever written.
And I do not feel like a sexual dynamo. But I do snore:
God Bless us, every one.
- Tiny Tim
Hey, we're all contributing to the tapestry of humanity. Being woven, as it were.
I know you think that I might go crazy. And I have news for you: I will.
I got the key, to the Highway.
- Eric Clapton
Can't beat the world, he said.
Shit, I beat the world last week, I said right back. ---ker keeps calling me, asking for a rematch.
Isn't it amazing how women can just make the world stop.
When it's about Mike Wallace, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.
- Kid, GEICO commercial
Please, I'm like the worst suitor you ever had.
Almost all sexual dynamos snore.
Progress is often based on failure.
Those remote control boats...