More on the Kentucky game

One of the great talents in this world is an ability to sum things up. From the Gentleman from College:

"This team still hasn’t played a complete game this year and time is starting to run out."

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I spoke to my Grandmother tonight, and eventually she asked me the score of the Florida game. And when I told her she said:

"I knew it was terrible, but I didn't know it was that bad."

That's the final word on the Florida game for me. My grandmother considers it surprisingly worse than terrible.
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Voicemail from my buddy Joe during the Kentucky game:

Stafford looks like a Mad Scientist out there, dude. He's just throwing shit all over the place. (pause.) Freaking me out a little bit."

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And this one's from my buddy Dan. It would prove to be a popular sentiment:

"Hey man, you feel like somehow we've gone back to the Jim Donnan days all of a sudden? I wonder if we'll wear our black pants to the Outback Bowl."

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Redemption, thy name is Mohamed Massaquoi.
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How did we manage to get a facemask penalty on 4th and hopeless without actually touching a Kentucky player's facemask?

I tried to actually answer that question, but the NCAA College Football rule book is 266 pages long and contains sentences like this:

The basic spot on legal kick plays before a change of possession is the previous spot, and fouls by the offensive team behind the basic spot are spot fouls.

Suck it, NCAA.