That can be arranged, Bedford

From The AJC:

In that letter, posted by (Georgia tech Center Sean) Bedford on his Facebook page and reprinted on numerous sports message boards, the 23-year-old Gainesville, Fla. resident told the NCAA that if they want him to return his ACC Championship ring, they will have to “pry it from my cold, dead finger.”

You played for tech and you're from Gainesville? I have a new mortal enemy.

Even so, he's exactly right, which may be a first for a tech man:

Dear NCAA,

Thank you for handing down penalties that only adversely affect the players who did things the right way.

Now go write a letter to Demaryius Thomas and Morgan Burnett, and tell them not to be liars.