Thursday, December 24, 2009

Support Georgia Tech, win a picnic for two!

Georgia Tech: You don't even have to make a joke.

Because they advertise:
The successful 2009 football season has proven to be costly for the finances of the Ramblin' Reck. ... the Reck must be in Miami for our first Orange Bowl appearance since 1967 and our first BCS bowl game ever. We need your financial support to help get it there. ...

The cost to rent a truck for the Orange Bowl is $1,000 plus gas, an amount that will take a significant chunk out of the Reck's finances. We are asking you to help get the Ramblin' Reck, our mascot, to Miami and to the Orange Bowl. It has been years since the car has made trips of great distance to fulfill its duty of leading the team onto the field, and the account has not been properly prepared for such a venture.

We are asking for your donations, every little bit will help alleviate the burden of transporting the Ramblin' Reck. You may wonder what you will get for your donation. For every $25 you give to the Ramblin' Reck, you will have your name entered in a drawing to have a day with the Ramblin' Reck. Your prize will include a private tour for two around campus and a provided picnic on one of Georgia Tech's lawns. I have discussed this with the 2010 Rambln' Reck Driver, and he assures me that he will work closely with the winner to make this a memorable afternoon on campus!
I want to thank you losers for throwing the picnic in on top of everything else that's pathetic about this situation.

7 comments:

Moggs said...

The humor is reality. I love it.

RedCrake said...

While you enjoy your lunch, why not spread out a game of Dungeons and Dragons as you overlook the majestic 75/85 Connector.

Anonymous said...

Winner gets a tour of the Tech campus and and a picnic on campus?What do the losers get, two tours and two picnics?

Anonymous said...

Does the campus tour include police protection?

Anonymous said...

Can you stop on campus for the picnic or do you have to keep moving for security reasons?

Anonymous said...

Don't expect to see much on the tour. It's difficult to see very much while running and looking over your shoulder.

whatwhatsthescene said...

lol. the uga (sic) fans are pretty funny. i wonder if they have ever actually BEEN on the tech campus or r they just talking without knowing what they speak of?

my guess is the latter.

sounds like the weedeater bowl made some people bitter...