Stallone, Willis, Axl, 85 girls and fire

Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis together in a movie with 'Paradise City' in the trailer? I don't care that they're sure to be awful, make 10.
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Chad Ochocinco has a new dating show on VH1 that started with him bringing 85 women into the Rose Bowl dressed in short shorts and tight football jerseys.

Then he had them do stretches. Then he picked 16 of them, ranked them and seeded them in a bracket-style elimination tournament for his affections.

I'm not saying you should watch, I'm saying that's how you do it. Also, I'm saying you should watch.
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Lead blog analyst Joe Petersen points you toward this story:

... deputies found the man naked on the side of U.S. Route 70 with his prosthetic leg in flames. Deputies learned that the man and his friends were drinking Monday and bet that whoever drank the least would be set on fire.

The man told investigators that at six beers, he drank the least, and agreed to let his friends set him on fire.

Joe: We'll get you drunk and set you on fire. And then we will drive you halfway to the hospital and drop you off with your prosthetic leg. Those are my kind of people right there.