Sunday, July 31, 2011

Hobnailed boots only carry you so far

We need new highlights, Bulldogs. Because every jerk-ass compilation video I see right now just pisses me off.

We were 6-7 last year. It's been 29 years since Herschel Walker was running over people. It's been 10 since we stomped on Tennessee's face with a hobnailed boot.

We don't have any highlights right now. And I damn sure don't want to see selective editing of the one good play we had during the 2009 black helmet debacle. We lost that game 41-17.

FORTY-ONE TO SEVENTEEN.

We lost to Colorado last year. We lost to Mississippi State. WE COULDN'T SCORE A TOUCHDOWN AGAINST CENTRAL FLORIDA.

You want some honest highlights from the last few years? How about these? Or these? Or this massive beating?

Take a look at this. And this. Why don't you watch Cam Newton celebrate beating us?

So shutdown iMovie. Quit editing the 16 good plays we had last year into a "hype" video. Quit splicing in Rocky speeches. Quit listening to "Here Comes the Boom" all day like we can tackle somebody.

Quit all that dumb shit and get mad. Because you have nothing to point to right now as a Georgia fan. You're a loser. And you should be frothing at the mouth over that between now and Sept. 3.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

what about if I make one of ealy from the kentucky game?

Lucid Idiocy said...

Maybe. Can you set it to Funkytown, or some other initially catchy, but eventually annoying, one-hit wonder?

Anonymous said...

Thank you for this, sir. I've been waiting on a realist blogger besides S&G. We can talk it up and have high expectations all we want but the fact is were playing one of the most well coached, driven teams in the country, a proven college coaching legend on the other sideline, and a coach in StarkVegas thats going to be pulling in double what he's making now in a year or 2 IN THE FIRST 4 WEEKS OF THE SEASON!! After losing to Central Florida 6 months ago I cant find a reason for this optimism.

Ally Garner said...

God bless you and your penchant for sanity.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand. I should be upset that the season's coming because we sucked last year? I get that it's a little odd seeing highlights from games we lost, but beyond that, I don't understand your point. You've obviously watched the "hype" and "highlight" reels for '11, yet you claim you don't want to see them because there's nothing to be excited about. Besides, suppose I get mad, as you're suggesting. Not sure that is going to change how the Dawgs play on September 3rd.

Anonymous said...

"Because you have nothing to point to right now as a Georgia fan. You're a loser."

Couldn't have said it better myself. Enjoy mediocrity again this season.