Not to speak for Coach T but I believe that the male child should have been punched in the face the moment he exited the birth canal. When my son was born my wife was all like "you can't punch a baby in the face!" and I was all like "shut up woman you know nothing of being a man." Also, she wouldn't let me name him Evil but then again she is one of these people who "would be happy even if he doesn't play football."
Congrats! Mr. Sanchez just had one as well.....maybe they will be in the same recruiting class?
You should have him doing squats by now. My wife had ours doing form tackling by three months and quickness skills (by stapling a steak to the cat) at a year. He and the cat do bear in the cage drills twice a week.
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Not to speak for Coach T but I believe that the male child should have been punched in the face the moment he exited the birth canal. When my son was born my wife was all like "you can't punch a baby in the face!" and I was all like "shut up woman you know nothing of being a man."
Also, she wouldn't let me name him Evil but then again she is one of these people who "would be happy even if he doesn't play football."
Congrats!
Mr. Sanchez just had one as well.....maybe they will be in the same recruiting class?
Agreed. I tried to punch him through the womb, but my wife kept complaining. Women.
You should have him doing squats by now. My wife had ours doing form tackling by three months and quickness skills (by stapling a steak to the cat) at a year. He and the cat do bear in the cage drills twice a week.
Sounds like y'all didn't marry well enough.
Congrats, by the way.
TD
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