Every jump of the General Lee

Someone put together a video of all the jumps from Dukes of Hazard, seasons 1-6.

It's only half as impressive as that shot General Lee owner, and UGA man, Bubba Watson hit out of the woods yesterda to win The Masters, but it's still pretty cool.

LSU: If it bleeds, we can kill it

In this video metaphor, I am Billy, the normally unafraid Indian tracker. The unseen alien enemy is LSU, embodied by any number of individuals on that team, some of whom may in fact be named Barkevious Mingo.



It is my sincere hope that Mark Richt and this 2011 Georgia team turn out to be Arnold Schwarzenegger. Because as bad ass as LSU clearly is, I promise you, they bleed.

Something to remember if it all goes south

I guarantee that's not how you Dooley

It's not that there are no words, it's that there are way too many.



Hat tip: Silver Britches.

UGA: Dancing Machine

Loaded with style, stealing your women.

Me: You seed Bradley thinks we're going to beat UNC in the second round?

Joe: What?

Charlie Sheen embraces his own insanity

I was pretty well convinced that Charlie Sheen was insane and pitiable. Now I'm thinking he might be insane and hilarious.

Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes from Charlie Sheen

"Face it, I am living the life of a rock star Vatican assassin."

Yes. True. Perfect. 1,000 times, I agree

Absolutely brilliant.

"It's called buying a Tiger, and you know it ain't right."

Run down, lied to

Losses are usually the result of a lot of little things. In the past, in the good years, they stemmed from various small and difficult-to-define things. And, watching, you didn't feel like they'd repeat themselves in generally the same combination the entire season.

Now we can see clearly what the problems are, and they're intrinsic to the current program. And there are so many of them that it's less time consuming, and appropriate, to just say "we're terrible" and blame Coach Richt.

Joe: Who on earth is a better coach than Nick Saban and Urban Meyer?

Wrong about so much

That corpse you planted last year in your garden,
Has it begun to sprout?

Let me start with apologies to The Orlando Sentinel. While I stand by some of my complaints, it is clear that your decision to rank Georgia the 62nd best football team in the nation was not only reasonable, but impressively prescient.

And to Andrea Adelson, who I did not call by name here, but certainly called names in my head, I was wrong. Suddenly ESPN's decision to hire you from The Sentinel seems brilliant, and I'm beginning to doubt a great many things.

Is Lou Holtz a talented broadcaster? I just don't know anymore, because my world is broken.

Now, Coach Richt. Good grief, man.

You were hired to be Georgia's head football coach because we believed in you. But you were also hired to believe in yourself, and to do what you think is right. You need to quit this crisis of confidence shit and do what you need to do. Return to awesome. I think you can do it, but do you?

I have some thoughts on what's wrong, and words for individual players, coaches and staff members. But that's a long and futile list. But what really bothers me, more than play calling ever will, is that our team looks like a bunch of pansies.

That reflects the head man, the assistants, the strength and conditioning program and recruiting.

But most of all, it reflects the players in uniform. And I want to know why no one is standing up and saying "My name is _____ ____, and I'm not going to put up with this shit any more."

Joe: There is way too much fat to trim. I don't know how you run an operation like that.

Starnes: The strength problem is just so obvious now. If you can't kick ass on the offensive line ... maybe they shouldn't have taken a day off to go swimming.

Huff: On second, more sober thought, heads don't need to roll yet. But I'm still really pissed off.

This is how I feel about the last 3 years of Georgia football.

Izzy Alcántara kicks the catcher

ESPN had a segment on the top 10 baseball brawls last night. This one clocked in at four, but you've got to admire its novelty.

"A powerful never-coming-of-age story"

Poor Ralph Macchio.

Wax On, F*ck Off with Ralph Macchio from Ralph Macchio

L.I. endorsed: 30 for 30

The Two Escobars, like many of ESPN's 30 for 30 movies, is very good.


Though it's long, and the Spanish isn't translated perfectly.

The documentary included footage of the single most ridiculous thing I've ever seen a soccer player do. It's called the "scorpion kick."


Useful. Goalie Rene Higuita would miss the 1994 World Cup for visiting a drug lord in the drug lord's fake prison.

"No one's allowed to be crazy when South Carolina's around."

I looked for a companion piece I could point you toward to go with this Daily Show segment on the improbable U.S. Senate primary victory of South Carolina's Alvin Greene.

But nothing deserved to be paired with it.
Alvin Greene Wins South Carolina Primary

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Betty White was also on this show. I feel like I must be socially, and perhaps legally, obligated to mention that.

The streets of Rome, are filled with rubble

Suitable interlude.

"The Gang gets Invincible"

Top 10, bar none.

Facebook: Still the devil

I hate Facebook. And, if you're on Facebook, there's a pretty good chance I hate you, too. From L.I. Board Chairman Brett Unzicker:



"I don't care that you 'wish you were still in bed' or 'just had a BLT' or 'CAN'T WAIT TIL FRIDAY!'"

Time to start thinking about next season

Warren Zevon - Werewolves of London
by PigLips

That should just about cover it for now.

Charlie Day: Uncontrollable laughter

This is from the second season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The payoff comes at the end, and it's worth it.


Thursday nights at 10 p.m. on FX.

Note: These hulu videos cycle off.

Star Spangled in Texas

Singing your National Anthem capably at a sporting event = lifetime achievement.


Also available at Cowboys Stadium.

Michigan cop "overdoses" on marijuana

This is the funniest thing that has ever happened in law enforcement.